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asoldieroforange
  • Town/Country : the bowels of hell, Estados Unidos
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About asoldieroforange : Just your average thundercats ho.

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Today, I got an email from a local company looking to have a website made. I looked over their request and provided them with a reasonable offer. I got an email back stating that they would like to pay me with liquor instead of money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29570) - you deserved it (2912)

On 07/17/2009 at 2:05am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62422) - you deserved it (6822)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by Person (man) - United States (New York)



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