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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (22 years)
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About asoldieroforange : Just your average thundercats ho.

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Today, I got an email from a local company looking to have a website made. I looked over their request and provided them with a reasonable offer. I got an email back stating that they would like to pay me with liquor instead of money. FML


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