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About asnakelovinbabe : Hi. I'm Shannon. This one time I put hats and mustaches on my snakes. You might love them:
You're probably here because you just saw a comment of mine defending how awesome spiders or snakes are, and you were wanting to see what kind of crazy person says these things. I understand.
In all seriousness though. I am a snake hobbyist specializing in keeping, breeding, photographing, and educating about snakes of many kinds. Even though my passion is snakes, I love and have a deep respect for all critters, from dogs and cats and rats to spiders and salamanders. I particularly love moths, I raise luna, cecropia and rosy maple moths and I also enjoy collecting and mounting specimens of moths and butterflies.
I am also an avid gamer and a professional polymer clay artist. My day job is sculpting reptile artwork. I'm happily married to a wonderful husband. I like to spend as much free time as possible outdoors with my camera.
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