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by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by talwin / 07/27/2011 at 12:05am / Reserved / Money
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet / 06/03/2011 at 4:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by trev / 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML
by rydawg79 / 08/30/2009 at 2:29am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous