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  • Town/Country : Dallas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 July 1997 (14 years)
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Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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