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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 October 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML


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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML


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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51832) - you deserved it (4331)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

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