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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49564) - you deserved it (5724)

On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (7371)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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