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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About asianswag : As you can see I'm Asian and I have SWAG!
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asianswag's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62563) - you deserved it (5044)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22409) - you deserved it (5657)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

#4895245
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42882) - you deserved it (7576)

On 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by MelanieP (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41049) - you deserved it (26521)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I am Leah. She mixed up the letters to the wrong envelopes. FML

#444833
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71514) - you deserved it (3011)

On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46568) - you deserved it (25520)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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