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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About asianswag : As you can see I'm Asian and I have SWAG!
ASIAN PRYDE!!!

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looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I learnd that hairdo must resemble a rat . I found out when a hawk swoopd down an dug its claws into head while I was sunbathing . FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (5667)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

#4895245
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44155) - you deserved it (7731)

On 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by MelanieP (woman) - United States (Florida)

today my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one!! I was last and I was the smallest!! I was also the only Asian amongst my friends!! They now call me ( the stereotype )!! FML

#4157667
130 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I receivd a letter in the mail from mah Grandma about how much she adores and loves me!! Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than mah sister, Leah!! I am Leah!! She mixd up the letters to the wrong envelopes!! FML

#444833
71 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

looool Today... I was teasing mah little brother. Later that night... I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing mah teeth... mah little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing mah toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (26328)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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