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  • Town/Country : Portlandia, Imagination
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About asianperry : Hello there! my name is Mikayla and thanks for stopping by. Complete Biology Nerd. Love all sorts of music besides metal. The Beatles,Ed Sheeran,Kid Cudi,Hoodie Allen,30 Seconds to Mars,Blake Shelton;and many others.
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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

#20430574
112 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

#20177960
125 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 10:08am - health - by I'm stupid - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

#20159285
129 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
162 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

#20147165
127 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

#20138973
112 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

#20133872
133 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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178 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)



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