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  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About asiannooooodle : I'm Asian. I like food, horror movies and Doctor Who.

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Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

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