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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1686
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About asianinvasionn6 : & she said, "You're crazy!"

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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

#531777
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28249) - you deserved it (76197)

On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241667) - you deserved it (31682)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

#461201
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138286) - you deserved it (8557)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94738) - you deserved it (18582)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML

#133390
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44791) - you deserved it (5507)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:15pm - work - by hairy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

#125305
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40397) - you deserved it (6112)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

#93640
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (48070)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57360) - you deserved it (2973)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (6138)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42035) - you deserved it (344382)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (1655)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (1655)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (1655)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version



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