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by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by ottawaaa / 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by saywhat / 01/26/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 4:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome… Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked… Today, I spent the night with my guy, whom I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered…