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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6733
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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asiancosmo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81623) - you deserved it (6245)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39922) - you deserved it (10582)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33002) - you deserved it (9683)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26701) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (6801)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
436 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88413) - you deserved it (40329)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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