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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10251
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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asiancosmo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33318) - you deserved it (9719)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29011) - you deserved it (2433)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20194) - you deserved it (6858)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91932) - you deserved it (41754)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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