Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

asiancosmo

Search for a member

asiancosmo

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6618
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

asiancosmo's page activity

Visits<b>dmanspartan</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 3:07pm<b>hansuckass</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 3:52pm<b>BrandyFaye</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 2:21pm<b>Funbun1011</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:41pm<b>SekTr</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 4:25pm<b>urbantrashcan</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 8:23am<b>lameuser</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 8:26am<b>kpop_otaku</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 4:46pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 7:42pm<b>Spillelister</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 8:19pm<b>GuitarKid96</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 11:39pm<b>dirt135</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 5:00pm<b>violetsweety</b> - the 12/17/2013 at 6:00am<b>AntwonKingston</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 1:46am<b>ruckfules85</b> - the 11/02/2013 at 8:00am<b>PainStressLife</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 1:02am<b>testsubject12a</b> - the 08/18/2013 at 8:07pm<b>nickswagger</b> - the 08/06/2013 at 10:01am

asiancosmo's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of asiancosmo's badges

asiancosmo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

#20086342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (3360)

On 09/24/2012 at 6:48am - work - by NoMoney4Me (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

#20086255
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17357) - you deserved it (2017)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24137) - you deserved it (2735)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

#20086071
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (1389)

On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

#20085042
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (1898)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

#20084035
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17073) - you deserved it (2648)

On 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21932) - you deserved it (12252)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

#20081429
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22300) - you deserved it (3887)

On 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm - kids - by tiredeolfatty (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

#20077941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23367) - you deserved it (4218)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

#20077937
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (2004)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by useyourownbed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

#20076048
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (1845)

On 09/17/2012 at 10:15am - love - by jlee0000785 (woman) - Australia

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (1985)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: