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by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by katelynm / 02/08/2013 at 1:24am / United States / Love
by djxerxes9000 / 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm / Canada / Work
Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML
by GarageSallin / 02/07/2013 at 10:24am / Miscellaneous
by BonGoWash / 02/07/2013 at 9:45am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by fviz / 02/07/2013 at 4:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by dab1230 / 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals
by PokeWife / 02/06/2013 at 8:38am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2013 at 6:12am / United States / Kids
by frustrated! / 02/06/2013 at 1:01am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
by Miki / 12/16/2012 at 6:57pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
by lovelychris / 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Love
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…