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ashtongale
  • Town/Country : Franklin, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashtongale : I'm eighteen and a mommy to a great little boy. Trust me...being a single mother...there should be plenty of FML's.

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Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

#4958000 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (70093) - you deserved it (3349)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (6346) - you deserved it (60647)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

#4945684 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (9231)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (20374) - you deserved it (34673)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

#4923649 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (12456) - you deserved it (43106)

On 08/30/2009 at 3:12am - health - by tomchuq (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363066) - you deserved it (401412)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)