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About ashtic : Currently working as a Primary Reservist with the PLF.
Honestly never thought I'd join the army, but ever since I did I can't say I regret it.
Feel free to send me messages, I enjoy chatting with new people.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML
Friday 19 December 2014