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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ashtic : Currently working as a Primary Reservist with the PLF.
Honestly never thought I'd join the army, but ever since I did I can't say I regret it.
Feel free to send me messages, I enjoy chatting with new people.

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ashtic's favorite FMLs

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (17198)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43975) - you deserved it (3826)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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