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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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ashtic's favorite FMLs

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33864) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38372) - you deserved it (6744)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (18351)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML

#21053684
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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