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ashleyylove3

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ashleyylove3

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  • Number of visits : 1966
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ashleyylove3 : I'm a sarcastic ass hole.

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Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around an said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly an turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

#21158187
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42633) - you deserved it (3655)

On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (5525)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

#21018030
98 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

#21007475
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49121) - you deserved it (6466)

On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, Mah Grandma Came Over 4 The Holidays. She Tried Explaining How Santa Is Actually Christ Reincarnated, Giving Presents To All The Good Little Christian Boys An Girls. She'll Be Staying All Week. FML

#20995564
126 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today, my dad came ome drunk off is ass . So drunk tat e couldn't manage to open te refrigerator, an endd up puncing it in a fit of rage . Wen I trid to calm im down an get im to bd, e told me to fuck off, an groundd me . FML

#20984974
65 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and tey started talking about giving blowjobs to teir "boyfriends" . Wen I got mad at tem and told tem tey souldn't be tinking of tat stuff, tey said I was just pissed 'cause I aven't gotten laid . fat FML

#20984257
175 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51102) - you deserved it (8395)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today, mah cat has figured out thathile I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up 4 mah baby.

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair . It won . FML

#20961117
68 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in mah mouth. FML

Today, my mom showed my grlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39977) - you deserved it (4728)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today... I learned I was conceived to the sound of a Spice Grls album. FML

#20954288
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34759) - you deserved it (3813)

On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)



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