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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 150
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About ashleynjx : I'm 17 & I'm from NJ :) FML makes me laugh & that's why I love ittt. I smoke weed & love life someone message meee

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