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ashleykay94
  • Town/Country : Nunya, The United States of the USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ashleykay94 : Umm I'm pretty chill, I have a bf who is the most amazing guy in this entire universe. I play the flute and I'm all about going green I just can't beat bad habits. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you certainly don't deserve me at my best ;) kay byee!


P.S. KONY 2012!!! MAKE HIM FAMOUS!

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Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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