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ashleyek
  • Town/Country : A house, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashleyek : I just do things on the Internet.

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Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

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370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47341) - you deserved it (1945)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (1712)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
159 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

#8410028
220 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
235 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
61 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

#7268268
83 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
134 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

#6752587
133 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

#6283375
65 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

#6153235
180 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to a family counseling session because my parents are getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel like I caused it. She says that there is no way I could have caused it, that it's my parents' problem when my mom interrupts her to say "Yes she did." FML

#6120985
118 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by problemchild (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

#5796915
97 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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