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Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
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