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Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
by cstokes / 05/05/2011 at 12:44am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by lifesux / 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
by losingit / 10/19/2010 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Love
by ohman / 10/02/2010 at 2:28am / Singapore / Love
by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:25am / United States (North Dakota) / Love
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
by Thepunchline / 08/11/2010 at 5:19am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
- Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because… Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle,… Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it.…
- Today, well, last night, I woke up feeling as though I was about to puke. I rushed over to my trash… Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've known others to grey even earlier,… Today, it was my birthday. For the second year in a row, the most happy birthdays I got were from…