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ashleyeatsky
  • Town/Country : Arkansas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashleyeatsky : im ashley..
as rythm fills my ears, words pass through my eyes, my hands move just as quickly to catch the words and secure them within thin paper.. the rain still falls outside as i sit here and think of you and how youve trespassed into my life.. youve changed me, and i, you.. time unleashes the memories

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52744) - you deserved it (12087)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

#458180 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (70198) - you deserved it (3104)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (40265) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (13523) - you deserved it (1297)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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