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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 637
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About ashleybee007 : I love music :) Band, choir, and orchestra are awesome :) I'm really shy but once you get me talking I don't shut up. Message me if you want to, I like making friends and meeting new people even though I'm shy.

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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML


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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML


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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

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