About ashleybearr7 : Hello there. :)
My favorite colors are: purple, red, and lime green.
My current favorite tv shows: American Horror Story, South Park, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and A Half Men (the old ones with Charlie Sheen), Adventure Time, and Awkward.
My favorite bands/artists: Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Macklemore, BFMV, TDG, Hopsin, Eminem, Theory Of A Deadman, Tech N9ne, Iron Maiden, Luke Bryan, Puddle Of Mudd, AC/DC, Korn, Afroman, BVB, Bonjovi, Guns N' Roses, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Godsmack, Hollywood Undead, Kid Cudi, Kanye West, AND much, much more.
I love all types of music and LOVE listening to new songs so, if you want, suggest me some songs/artist.
I'm pretty opinionated and I speak my mind whenever I please, especially if I strongly agree/disagree with the topic.
I consider myself a pretty calm, laid back person.
I'd say I'm pretty friendly and open so if you ever feel like striking up a conversation, don't be shy. :)
About ashleybearr7 : Hello there. :)
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by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:20am / United States / Kids
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML
by davifilo / 10/26/2012 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
by Agirl / 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mental / 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm / United States / Love
by winterbee123 / 10/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Nana / 10/22/2012 at 11:39am / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous
by nickw177 / 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML
by tempted to become single / 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 1:59am / United States / Animals
by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 1:33am / United States / Animals
- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid… Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding… Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a…
- Today, I took the biggest shit ever. Problem: I'm in Thailand where the sewage system really sucks,… Today, I tried to get the weird annoying chick at work to pick up my shift for me so I could go and… Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program. After waiting an hour after it was…