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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3140
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ashleybearr7 : Hello there. :)
My favorite colors are: purple, red, and lime green.
My current favorite tv shows: American Horror Story, South Park, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and A Half Men (the old ones with Charlie Sheen), Adventure Time, and Awkward.
My favorite bands/artists: Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Macklemore, BFMV, TDG, Hopsin, Eminem, Theory Of A Deadman, Tech N9ne, Iron Maiden, Luke Bryan, Puddle Of Mudd, AC/DC, Korn, Afroman, BVB, Bonjovi, Guns N' Roses, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Godsmack, Hollywood Undead, Kid Cudi, Kanye West, AND much, much more.
I love all types of music and LOVE listening to new songs so, if you want, suggest me some songs/artist.
I'm pretty opinionated and I speak my mind whenever I please, especially if I strongly agree/disagree with the topic.
I consider myself a pretty calm, laid back person.
I'd say I'm pretty friendly and open so if you ever feel like striking up a conversation, don't be shy. :)

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Today I went to a big job interview . Everything went well at first with the interviewer being impressed by my CV . I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account and practically accused of being a criminal cuz people without them "alway have something to hide" . FML

#20165792
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22565) - you deserved it (1565)

On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML

Today, I took a crowded train ome . I was olding on to te rail wen an old man started rubbing is crotc across ma and . I moved ma and but e moved too and kept doing it . Wen I moved ma and iger, e started licking it . I ad to wait ten minutes 4 te next stop . FML

#20164794
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25054) - you deserved it (2947)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by needanewride - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, ma mom cummed ome drunk and yelled at me 4 20 minutes 4 not feeding te cat. We don't ave a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (1564)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LIBRARY USING A COMPUTER TO ORDER A PACKAGE. A MAN SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME MUMBLING TO HIMSELF WHILE STARING AT ME. AS I GOT UP TO GO TO THE PRINTER, HE POINTED AT ME AND SCREAMED, "I WILL BURN U ALIVE AND ENJOY IT!" ALL OF MY INFO INCLUDING MY ADDRESS WAS STILL ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN. FML

#20161493
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22404) - you deserved it (4659)

On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by sarahcurtis213 - United States

Today I stepped outside te ouse wit ma wife. Se looked up at te sky an asked me in all seriousness if stars r man-made.

#20156290
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19333) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by baby, baby no (man) - United States (South Carolina)

yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML

#20155705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1729)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my best friend got engaged to te guy se's been seieng fir five years. He also appens to be te man I've been in love wit fir eigt. As se was giving me te details, se noncalantly gave me er reason fir accepting te proposal: "Wy te ell not, tere's always divorce." FML

#20149647
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25455) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today while walking home I really had to pee so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out and a dead apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

#20147226
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18126) - you deserved it (11772)

On 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (6515)

On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today... I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turnd on by the smell of bananas. Guesshose new co-worker peels a nice... fragrant banana five times a day. mega FML

#20139261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29193) - you deserved it (2821)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States



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