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ashley_ruiz_09
  • Town/Country : union city, nj
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ashley_ruiz_09 : hi im ashley ruiz i got this because i though it would be a good way to express everything im feeling an going threw :|

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Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11740) - you deserved it (3171)

On 12/07/2009 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by niquey62307 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12424) - you deserved it (3967)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)



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