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About ashley_burton_ : Hi(:
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The names ashley✌
Alabama is where I call home
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML
Friday 18 April 2014