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  • Town/Country : Alabama
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45113) - you deserved it (11494)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)



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