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ashley12356
  • Town/Country : Saskatoon, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33116) - you deserved it (6990)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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61 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23553) - you deserved it (4656)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
54 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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186 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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129 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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112 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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135 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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167 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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213 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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207 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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224 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)



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