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Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

#17088457
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Yesterday, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consistd of me plucking her chin hairs. real FML

#15083681
61 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

#14505614
87 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt an I screamed at the top of lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
53 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my grlfriendhile cooking dinnerhen she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie!! FML

#13817966
127 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today , I'm going on an 8 hour drive with insane family. This usually means screaming arguments , graphic conversations about dad's pubes , some karaoke , plenty of farting , some stale Pringles , and an obese golden retriever on lap the entire time. Arizona , here we come.

#13495901
112 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working my shift at tha rastaurant as a waitarhan tha girl I'va baan in lova with 4 4 yaars cama in with har boyfriand. Ha askad ma to looool hida tha ring in thair dassart.

#13365724
137 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I went on a first date to te movies. During te flick, I coked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda an tat got stuck as well. I finally got my breat back an let out te loudest burp I ever ave. He looked at me an said "Does tis mean I can fart now?" FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went on a double date with mah bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minute after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. mega FML

#12698820
213 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... I GOT CALLED A ( LOSER ) BY AN OLD MAN WEARING PINK FLIP-FLOPS AND RIDING A PURPLE MOPED. FML

#11586440
207 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today,hile out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clerely he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." big fat FML

#10707989
188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY,HILE ME AND BOYFRIEND WERE HAVING SEX, HE MOAND OUT HIS OWN NAME. FML

#10624819
145 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)



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