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TODAY, A POLICE OFFICER CUMMD TO TALK TO THE KIDS AT MY WORKPLACE!! HE ASKD WAT THEY WANTD TO HEAR ABOUT FRST!! A GROUP OF THEM SHOUTD, "THE DONUTS, TELLS US ABOUT THE DONUTS." APPARENTLY THESE IDIOTS ARE THE FUTURE OF MY COUNTRY!! FML

#19812468
150 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passd through mah town. I waitd 4 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

#19667339
113 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I sneezd after watching a commercial involving dust!! FML

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today I broke mah looool wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
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On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

I Had My First Kiss With The Woman I've Been In Love With 4 Two Yeres . Right As I Kissd Her, Some Guys Drove By In A Car And Threw Some Soggy Spaghetti At Me, Yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I somehow managd to slam mah trumpet case closd on mah nipple. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, it's the third day of mah dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on mah old recorder and has been looool playing it loudly and out of tune outside mah roomhen I try to do mah homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah son got really high and shaved the dog with mah electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad I didn't know mah son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get mah son some help. FML

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237 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , A Guy Wo I Ate Commented On My Facebook Profile Picture Tat I ( Look Like I've Fallen Off Te Ugly Tree And It Every Branc On Te Way Down. ) 60 People Liked Tis , Including My Boyfriend And Best Friend. FML

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331 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)



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