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Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
by Notorch / 05/23/2012 at 11:53am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 7:04am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Health
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by johncabbot25 / 12/23/2011 at 5:53am / Canada / Love
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
by SetoAyumi / 11/15/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
by krystal / 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 1:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
by chloeguest97 / 09/20/2011 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Miscellaneous