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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 999
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ashleigh_anarchy : Excuse the stupid name. I once thought a was a scene kid.

I recently turned 18. I'm in a band. I enjoy photography. I am an atheist. I work a shitty retail job. I aspire to do something creative with my life. I write poetry. I despise most of humanity. Prove me wrong about the world.

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37658) - you deserved it (4130)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34031) - you deserved it (2842)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

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