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About ashleigh_anarchy : Excuse the stupid name. I once thought a was a scene kid.
I recently turned 18. I'm in a band. I enjoy photography. I am an atheist. I work a shitty retail job. I aspire to do something creative with my life. I write poetry. I despise most of humanity. Prove me wrong about the world.
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Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML