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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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