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Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd looool bought smaller glasses . FML

#16812577
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31035) - you deserved it (5720)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation fir mah co-workers as to why I have stitches in mah face!! I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawd by a pigeon as I opend mah garage door!! big fat FML

#16599419
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (3597) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother set off the alarm at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today... I got attacked by mah own dog. I don't know what will be harder... telling everyone how mah dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. mega FML

#15766373
131 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered mah cat frequently licks mah toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31805) - you deserved it (5462)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today..!! My Son Was On Facebook While He Was Supposed To Be Studying!! He Called Me A Liar An Accused Me Of Making Up Excuses To Chew Him Out!! How Do I Know He Was Online? He Liked An Commented On A Video I Posted!! My Son Is A Dumbass!! FML

#15398872
172 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

2day I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me . He then told me he will die without me . When looool I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK . I'll kill myself!' an then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself . I can't believe I datd this idiot . FML

#15161095
142 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -



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