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Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got fired from my job for not "interacting with customers." That's understandable. The thing is, my job didn't actually include any customer interaction. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by justfired (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 12:14am - love - by mudafkrmas (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 1:30am - love - by fmexgirlfriend (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, while installing a deadbolt on my closet, I did it wrong. It closed but wouldn't lock so I had to re-install it. Sitting on the floor of my closet, I shut it to make sure it was installed correctly. I locked myself in for twenty minutes, home alone, before kicking the door down. FML
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On 05/22/2009 at 8:12pm - misc - by erin3809483 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancée, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancée for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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