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ash3r

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, a cuta girl was talling ma about har waird fatishas!! I jokingly said, "Ramind ma navar to hava sax with you"!! Sha rapliad, "Don't worry, I hava standards"!! FML

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On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54240) - you deserved it (18224)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad a customer scream at me for ruining tier cild's brtday party!! Tey ad bougt a Piñata from me and didn't know tey ad to fill it temselves!! Te kids ad it it open and it was empty!! FML

#20809207
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50243) - you deserved it (4093)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54777) - you deserved it (17073)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me . She is now $90 richer . FML

#20760905
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47993) - you deserved it (3213)

On 07/03/2013 at 12:26am - money - by Forever Alone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my frst date. FML

#20734991
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55932) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56177) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a big party plannd. All but one of the guests cancelld. See u at 7, mom. FML

#20630222
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (3650)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands



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