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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (93011) - you deserved it (5877)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 4:27am - misc - by inyobeddd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML


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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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