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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 655
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56631) - you deserved it (5773)

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