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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 373
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About aruden : Well I'm 22 years old in the military (Infantry), currently trying to become a cop. I'm just here to throw my two cents into things.
Life is not short, its the longest thing you will ever do.

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