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aruam365
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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About aruam365 : My name is Maura, I'm an EMT and I'm going to be a PA. I love emergency medicine!

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Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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