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artsyfox
  • Town/Country : Dublin
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About artsyfox : My name is Karley. I love art :) FMLs- life's mostly
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Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (2494)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

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