artinwords

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/15/2015 at 11:28pm)

artinwords

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 915
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About artinwords : Einin.
24.
Taken.
Gay AF.

artinwords's page activity

Visits<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:33pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:59pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:38pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 11:57pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>hullarms</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 4:26am<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:00pm<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:09pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>az1970</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 6:15pm<b>robodudet</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:30pm<b>iiBeach</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:01pm<b>jessamaryann</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:13am<b>VentiAnemoi</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:17am<b>tengo</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:58pm<b>Ninjawalker115</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 12:00am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:57am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 3:28am

Fucked!<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 10:24pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 4:00am<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:09pm<b>jessamaryann</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 9:13am

artinwords's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of artinwords's badges

artinwords's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

by Slash / 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

by andthatshowitgoes / 06/14/2009 at 1:42am / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids