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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 780
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About artinwords : Einin.
24.
Taken.
Gay AF.

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artinwords's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21994) - you deserved it (46375)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (8569)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28151) - you deserved it (5631)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31358) - you deserved it (3282)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (4000)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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