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artinwords
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz, CA, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About artinwords : I really don't think you need to know anything about me but here goes.
I am a 21 year old married lesbian, my friends are idiots and I live by the beach.
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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18839) - you deserved it (42236)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24034) - you deserved it (6478)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (5297)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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