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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About artinwords : I really don't think you need to know anything about me but here goes.
I am a 21 year old married lesbian, my friends are idiots and I live by the beach.
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artinwords's favorite FMLs

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33819) - you deserved it (4113)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (8942)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32496) - you deserved it (10952)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

#18097462
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm - misc - by Weldingtags (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26301) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34690) - you deserved it (8304)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

#18085773
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (3650)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20451) - you deserved it (33819)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18071) - you deserved it (32469)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (4347)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (10996)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (10054)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33078) - you deserved it (9250)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (11396)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)



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