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  • Town/Country : Latvia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 October 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46168) - you deserved it (10441)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38827) - you deserved it (4448)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63860) - you deserved it (2279)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)



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