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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36460) - you deserved it (9403)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38520) - you deserved it (5703)

On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36951) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/30/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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