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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 November 1997 (17 years)
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About arquiusthestrong : I'm just so e%cited, feeling all these STRONG feelings and thinking all these HARD thoughts

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Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (5574)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML


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