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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1491
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About around_the_world : I like to travel....in any way possible. And I like History....and Eurofagging.....and video games....and especially drawing/arty things.

And yes, I'm very friendly. And supportive. And optimistic. Unless we're not on good terms then there's a reason why people don't argue with me.

By the way, I go to an Art University.

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Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (5456)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37373) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

#13015413
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (3490)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16513) - you deserved it (41421)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (6953)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23731) - you deserved it (10033)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (9126)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20607) - you deserved it (2387)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (36489)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7859) - you deserved it (31470)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11746) - you deserved it (28389)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33760) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States



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