About aron666 : What could I tell you... I like to sing, to play on Judy, my electric guitar. Sometimes a gig would be nice, but I'm a loner. I listen to bands like HIM, The Rasmus, Nickelback, RHCP, Sirenia, Blutengel.
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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
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Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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On 06/27/2010 at 9:30am - kids - by DaddyZ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)
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