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aron666

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1850
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aron666 : What could I tell you... I like to sing, to play on Judy, my electric guitar. Sometimes a gig would be nice, but I'm a loner. I listen to bands like HIM, The Rasmus, Nickelback, RHCP, Sirenia, Blutengel.
On the other hand I'm into electric engineering and computer science.

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Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (9293)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (3317)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (2207)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (2976)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (1826)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24013) - you deserved it (3590)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23745) - you deserved it (6805)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25605) - you deserved it (1774)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29602) - you deserved it (3631)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30402) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (2750) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15403) - you deserved it (31409)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

#18986736
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (2873)

On 02/03/2012 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by B (man) - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15174) - you deserved it (21843)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (7319)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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