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armidil0

About armidil0 : Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris
No I'm not Asian, I just know Bruce Lee is better in every way.
Youtube isn't a word on Youtube.
And I'm most likely listening to Pandora right now.
I also own Pandora's Box.
Good trolling makes me Laugh Out Loud.
I'm in school (CHS).
My name is God.
I am Jesus.
I am an atheist.
So since I'm an atheist, I'm Jesus, and God, why are you not an atheist?
Don't you believe in me?
Also God is an Astronaut.
Scientific fact, and awesome band.
Also like Maybeshewill.
And 65DaysofStatic.
Why does 65DaysofStatic count as a word?
Well, I'm tired.


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armidil0's favorite FMLs

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (19312) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120445) - you deserved it (28815)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)