ariiewilliams

Search for a member

Offline (9 hours ago)

ariiewilliams

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1568
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariiewilliams : Go ahead and send me a message if you wanna know more behind the face but don't get too nosey

Ayyeeee why are you reading this in your head?

ariiewilliams's page activity

Visits<b>Abskb1</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 4:27pm<b>dbpdp</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 6:02pm<b>AmazingWaffle69</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 1:25am<b>Vladimiroslaw</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 6:05am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:09pm<b>Fastnotch</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 1:54pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:50am<b>ShroudedKnife</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 6:39pm<b>TrulyConfused</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:14am<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:53pm<b>thatgoga</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 4:31pm<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:02am<b>zahidnasir</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:44pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 10:44pm<b>littlemzobvious</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:03pm<b>SweetJane5522</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:11pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:42pm<b>10220706</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:57pm

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 2:53am<b>zahidnasir</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:04pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 6:36am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:10am<b>srinathmatti</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:57am<b>sledshredder163</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 1:34pm

ariiewilliams's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of ariiewilliams's badges

ariiewilliams's favorite FMLs

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

by heretoserve / 09/27/2014 at 12:22am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

by FUCK YOU / 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

by surfer / 07/21/2014 at 1:14pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML

by whatjusthappened / 07/21/2014 at 11:58am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

by Anonymous / 07/21/2014 at 11:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

by burnmyeyes / 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

by DetergentFrog6 / 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

by the other guy? / 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

by disgusted / 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

by :( / 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

by IDIOT / 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm / United States / Work

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

by Vampprobs / 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

by AsianSweets / 03/24/2014 at 11:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2014 at 4:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids