Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ariddleintongues

Search for a member

ariddleintongues

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ariddleintongues : My name is Megan and I'm not here to tell you my life story. Schaudenfruede is what compels me.

ariddleintongues's page activity

Visits<b>maddy1997</b> - the 09/18/2009 at 8:47am<b>Zwische</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 7:18pm<b>O_oa</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 10:27am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 4:36am<b>Amysbodybetrayal</b> - the 09/12/2009 at 9:35pm

ariddleintongues's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ariddleintongues's favorite FMLs

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6784) - you deserved it (38799)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34718) - you deserved it (12637)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8133) - you deserved it (50356)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26146) - you deserved it (48619)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

#3389802
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9010) - you deserved it (69355)

On 07/01/2009 at 6:31am - intimacy - by paprikarulz (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: