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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 October 1992 (21 years)
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About ariddleintongues : My name is Megan and I'm not here to tell you my life story. Schaudenfruede is what compels me.

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Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6793) - you deserved it (38861)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:31am - intimacy - by paprikarulz (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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