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ariannarose

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ariannarose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3225
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.

I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.

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ariannarose's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42982) - you deserved it (4111)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64551) - you deserved it (6743)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41775) - you deserved it (3754)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55108) - you deserved it (7112)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47097) - you deserved it (6391)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29361) - you deserved it (6234)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23136) - you deserved it (35924)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (24433)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

#16867532
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13955) - you deserved it (46566)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37333) - you deserved it (4061)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38877) - you deserved it (15623)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

#16854499
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (4994)

On 06/25/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by pod (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (7647)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46588) - you deserved it (3852)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43119) - you deserved it (4636)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)



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